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Hi All,

I haven' posted for a while I'm on holidays, left my job, girlfriend and going to teach in China....

But this is one occasion for a post and I'm surprised I haven't seen it on another one:

 

I received this from member Jesica guys:

 

"Hello,

how are you today? i hope that every thing is ok with you. it is my pleassure

to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having

communication with you. if you will have the desire with me so that we can get

to know each other better and see what happene in future, then email me for

easy communication. Here is my email (jesicabrown@ymail.com) i will be waiting

to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.

your new friend.

jesica."

 

HELP. She's after me. She's going to want my money, babies and all spare time.

Please eradicate this member from the mograph community!

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I got the same one

HOLY HELL BATMAN!!

 

 

"Hello,

how are you today? i hope that every thing is ok with you. it is my pleassure

to contact you after viewing your profile which really interest me in having

communication with you. if you will have the desire with me so that we can get

to know each other better and see what happene in future, then email me for

easy communication. Here is my email (jesicabrown@ymail.com) i will be waiting

to hear from you as i wish you all the best for your day.

your new friend.

jesica.

 

 

" the only solution I can come up with is to tell the MODS to stop using MOGRAPH time to search for foot fetish porn from the Ukraine!!

 

.. now I feel like a slut cuase im not the only on who got this--

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Jesica and I go out all the time. We broke up, so I told her everyone at mograph is even hotter and sexier than myself and she better get to PM'ing if she wants some dates. She's really hot but she gets bypassed by suitors because she only has one 's' in her name. It's embarrassing.

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She put my name in the streets!?!? My name?!

 

Sorry, just channeling Marlo there. Consider it done.

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Man! Jessica sent me a picture of her and she is HOT!, She said to meet her near an old brewery in uptown Philly and to bring a few credit cards because her stuff got misplaced in a cab. Man i can't wait to see her. Ya know, i think this could turn out pretty cool. i mean what if this is the one!

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Channel a better Marlo moment. Hector choked in that scene... that or the director told him to substitute volume for emotion. Hell, yours was better.

 

She put my name in the streets!?!? My name?!

 

Sorry, just channeling Marlo there. Consider it done.

Edited by pixelthief

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Surfing Mograph

 

 

I kept waiting for her head to explode, or to turn into a zombie, or a loud noise.

 

That was the scariest shit I've seen in a long time.

 

I need a Tums.

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Well, I sure paid a lot for the privilege, but I finally got to meet Jesica. My gosh, she's even better than the photo she ain't sent me yet. About thirty less teeth in her head than an adult human should have, but who's complainin'? If I had eight arms and two brains and usb ports for orifices, I'd be better at my job too, dammit!

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