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Guest Scorch
My job brings me a six figure salary, i drive a beamer, and this is all from a business i built from the ground up.

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Six figures is nothing to write home about in this industry Zach. Also, why are you driving a beamer, a low to mid range middle-management company car?

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Guest 3rdMARTINI

I'll throw down a 5 second clip. I'll have something by Wednesday.

 

This is about to get fun.

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Guest govinda

Holy shit, you go on vacation and while you're away, up pops the adult version of that kid rapping at his computer. This is like watching a slo-mo of Sermon's two-on-one drunkfight. Which I do daily.

 

3rd Martini has more than taken over for my burned-out ass as crit-guy. I've never thanked him for keeping the frankness alive. So here's a straight-up Johnny Red to you, Mr. After Dinner Drink.

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Guest Tread

post post post

 

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You don't own this place, or this thread. I post where I please. And I won't be participating in your futile competitions.

 

Eat it.

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Guest 3rdMARTINI

I'm gonna make something with a still frame cutout.

 

BTW, govinda, thanks for the toast! I try to keep it as real as I can.

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Guest Logan

i think this is fake, someone is posing, but ill play along, im bored.

 

KRITIK: Best powerpoint...EVAR! All I can say is ...wowzers! Just when I think I have seen the pinnacle of corporate masterpieces. The '2002 Quarterly Report on Water Usage in Cobb County' was the best powerpoint in existence...UNTIL NOW. You have climbed the mountain my friend, and firmly planted your sliding, fading, and linear keyframes flag on the Everest of Powerpoints. Where others have failed by trying to accomplish design and visual interest, you have tossed them overboard, and wash over our eyes with your buffet of eyecandy. the ere ezz-thetic media has begun. prepare for a dynasty of ARIAL Obviously, if there is one thing all the mographies can learn on here is...Are you looking to work for Playboy? Apply now!

 

P.S. Who do I contact about buying me new boxers? I soiled myself when the wrench scaled at me in a blaze of rasterization and glory.

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Guest govinda
'2002 Quarterly Report on Water Usage in Cobb County' was the best powerpoint in existence...UNTIL NOW.

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:lol::lol::lol:

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Guest Scorch

I'm working all the hours there are for 'Zacid Picks'. I assume everyone else is doing the same.

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Guest Self_90

I just got to this tread.... to much pages :blink:

 

can someone give me a brief ? I don't have time to read all this, I'm working her!

 

Or can someone sand me a f... long render so i can catch up!

 

soon i'll have to print all those ;)

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Guest Haphazard

can someone give me a brief ? I don't have time to read all this, I'm working her!

 

 

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I just lost the last half hour of my life.. but oh so worth it.

 

I have come to the unexciting conclusion that Zacid is a bit of a fake. Sorry guys, it's so much more fun to believe, and I really WANT to...

 

but, much like the bible, even if ya don't believe it, it's still a fun read.

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Guest Nhowe

OH MY GOD!!! this has been the best thread ever....

 

Scorch i love your movie... you keep putting out quality like that and you'll be a real heavyweight.....

 

in COLUMBUS

 

this is amazing. i dont know what else to say...

 

I am suprised that a "20yr old vet" in the industry seems to have such a large inferiorty complex....

 

 

 

****EDIT: awwww... i just saw it was a fake... :(

 

i knew it was too good to be true.... thanks for the entertainment

thats like Pay per view

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Guest TVSharker

A little Google goes a long way.....

 

Our little friend also hangs out at a BMW forum...

 

http://www.m5fanatics.com/forums/member.php?u=2115

 

Birthday:

October 22, 1969

Biography:

30 something, filmmaker, motion graphic designer, NY'er.

Location:

Transplanted NY'er in Ohio

What I drive:

1999 323i 5sp

Interests:

Film/Art/Technology

Occupation:

Principal of "Ezz-Thetic Media" Motion Graphic Design Compnany / Filmmaker / College Instructor

 

 

HE HE HE

 

More info about Spike Lee...

http://www.pbs.org/hueypnewton/about/about_credits01.html

 

Rotoscope Artists

ZAC WELCH ----- this is him!!!!

LAURA WALDUSKY

 

HA HA HA

 

Enjoy!!!

 

too much to be a fake.... must be real.

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Guest bennett

OK, I really thought this was a prank at first but maybe zacid is the "real deal". Either way this is a fun thread.

 

[Critique deleted because zacid doesn't deserve it.]

 

By the way, "ezz-thetic media" is on screen for almost 70 out of the 168 seconds. 42%. Some would say that is a bit much.

 

Mr. Welch, while some of us have dismissed your reel as not being mograph. I would say that it is just really poor mograph. Almost everything is either a rectangle or DV video being revealed by a rectangle. You have 20 years of work but yet there are only a few typefaces used in almost 3 minutes of video. Elements either fade in/out or move right to left. Every keyframe is linear. All of this can be done in PowerPoint. To say that your work is "basic" would be hyperbole. Maybe there will be a lot of Columbus weddings this summer. Some of them need videos taken.

 

no filters used. I have lots of footage on the reel of REAL people, not just cut-out-shapes of people moving like all the mograph "reels" do.
Just this statement alone demonstrates that you don't even have a remedial understanding of what a demo reel is and an even less grasp of motion graphics. Edited by bennett

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Guest 3rdMARTINI

He and I share the same birthday! That's sweet...

 

I'm working on my zacid's picks entry right now. I'm gonna kick scorch's ass too. :)

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Guest JR

i work in broadcast here in the midwest and i'm not sure if i should laugh or cry. zac ur dragging the whole tri-state region down with your fancy floating boxes and text numbers plugin. :angry:

 

 

 

JR

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Guest Logan
the first video submitted should be banned, that is disgusting. my reel CRUSHES that garbage. is that the best you guys can do? throw cheap porn shots at me?

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right when i think you are real, there is no way you could possibly misunderstand scorch's video as a true attempt of design to 'rival' you, then you say 'CRUSHES', now i dont believe

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Guest Scorch
I WILL NOT BE QUOTED. nothing I have said was or is supposed to be funny or amusing. thank you scorch, that one will earn you an F.

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ridiculous, easily worth a C+

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